Steam listed 39 achievements for Stick It to the Stickman when the Valve achievement page was checked on September 28, 2026. Eight entries have descriptions hidden on Steam. The table below preserves the Steam names and visible descriptions; “Hidden on Steam” means the public list does not explain that condition, not that the achievement is impossible to unlock.
All 39 achievements
The visible descriptions and names below match the Valve-hosted list as it appeared on September 28, 2026. Hidden unlock routes require separate guides where documented.
| Steam achievement | Public description |
|---|---|
| You can’t fire me, I quit | Defeat your boss to become your boss |
| Going public | Become listed on the Stockmarket |
| Learn to drive | Get your Driver’s license |
| Oriented | Work a day shift at the Fulfillment Center |
| up the corporate ladder | climb 100 ladders |
| We only come out at night | Work the Night Shift |
| Fight with both hands behind my back | Watch a ranked Cage Fight |
| un-fired | Extinguish the fire on a burning coworker |
| Color profiling | Evade the police by spraying your whole body a different color |
| Red-gicide | Destroy all the wooden CEO cutouts in the city |
| Bustin’ your M-nut | Make 1 million dollars |
| Fists of retrenchment | Perform 100 consecutive punches |
| Unemployable | Hidden on Steam |
| What a beautiful neighbourhood | Gentrify 10 times in the City Map |
| Windows Update | Defenestrate 100 coworkers |
| Hold it in! | Win a run with a full bladder |
| The smartest orphan | Complete Company History Month |
| Generational Pain | Kick 1000 coworkers in the balls |
| Forbes 100 | Defeat all the CEOs in Cage Fight |
| Feet of Retrenchment | Perform 100 consecutive kicks |
| I hate Tuesdays | Defeat the final boss of Foreign Manufacturing |
| You friendly neighbourhood webslinger | Hidden on Steam |
| Guns don’t kill people | Fire 100 guns in one run |
| You are better than Elon Musk | Defeat the final boss of Neurolink |
| Off the spectrum | Have 10 Mindpowers at once |
| Where it is due | Beat the Credits |
| Unemployable II | Hidden on Steam |
| Look at this Big man | Hidden on Steam |
| An arm and a leg | Dismember 1000 coworkers |
| It’s finally over | Hidden on Steam |
| Dude come on | Hidden on Steam |
| Heart Of The Billionaire | Listen to the whole song at the founder statue |
| Stick it to the G-Man | Hidden on Steam |
| Who left that in? | Hidden on Steam |
| Diversity, Equity and Inclusion | Unlock all archetypes |
| Ultimate Expansionist | Purchase all expansions for all Game Modes |
| Warm delicious soup | Pour soup on everyone in the soup kitchen |
| Finally, some respect | Reach Billionaire Rank in Cage Fight |
| Wow, so much content | Use 100 different moves |
Guides for specific tasks
- Fists of retrenchment separates the official 100-punch text from the stricter conditions reported by players.
- Unemployable / “Feed your daughter” explains the opening refusal branch without treating the hidden wording as a literal food-delivery task.
- Color profiling points to the city car wash rather than an assumed spray-can pickup.
- Foreign Manufacturing explains where that mode is unlocked and names its final-boss achievement.
SteamHunters reveals descriptions for some hidden entries, including “Feed your daughter” for Unemployable and a city-web photography task for the webslinger achievement. Those are third-party disclosures. The linked achievement records do not explain several other hidden requirements, so those entries remain undisclosed here.
Count and naming note: Some third-party trackers split 12 base achievements from 27 later additions and call the latter a “DLC pack.” The Steam store and app data do not establish a paid DLC pack. The 39-name table is a September 28, 2026 snapshot; achievement counts and global unlock percentages can change.